fucking gordon ramsay

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angelwithwormstache:

portablemiah:

benskid:

portablemiah:

illegal immigrants? you mean white people

except that white people didn’t immigrate into the united states… they funded the united states. you can’t illegally immigrate into a society you created. 

did you actually just say white people created society in america

image

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bagelbrother:

someone was like hey do a flower beard thing and i was like okay

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toocooltobehipster:

monkey at the drive thru (video)

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Biblical Stance on Being Pro-Life

societykillscreativity:

I believe that children are a blessing from God (Psalm 127:3) and are made in God’s image (Genesis 1:27). I believe that life starts at conception. After all, God forms us in our mother’s womb (Psalm 139:13).

Conception is a blessing from God.

Elizabeth and Zechariah were childless. “

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thesmellofcoffeeinthemorning:

thesmellofcoffeeinthemorning:

there’s a ten year old boy in my high school honors math class who speaks six different languages.

you shitheads think im fucking with you look at this little genius.
image like what even image look at him discussing with our teacher and shit she has more respect for that child than me im so jealous of his like everything. image are you smarter than a fifth grader? image no I’m fucking not.

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Don’t marry a man unless you would be proud to have a son exactly like him.

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omg.

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pitsu-pitsu:

breaking news: Britney Spears owns a fucking washing machine

pitsu-pitsu:

breaking news: Britney Spears owns a fucking washing machine

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floatingmemories:

stop romanticizing the idea of becoming so dependent on another human being that you cannot function adequately without their presence goodbye

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Butt vs. electric fence

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